Ladies, Gentlemen, and those of you who’ve not checked recently, WELCOME.
Congratulations, for being one of the first ever readers of what will, over time, become the world’s greatest travel blog. Possibly.
Pour yourself a large one, pull up a comfy chair, sit back, relax, and please, no snoring, or I’ll know I’ve bored you senseless.
Strap yourself in, tighten your six point harness, plug in your Peltor, grab your pace notes and brace yourself for one hell of a ride!
Teller of tales, traveler in trucks, taker of tiffs, and allegedly, talented taster of tiramsu.